MORTAL TERROR!

This nonsense originally appeared in the December/January issue of Trail Rider Magazine - but they didn't have space for my illustration...

Friday Night Antigravity

I don’t want to seem like a Negative Nancy, here, so please consider the following statement a testament, instead, to my unflinching realism...

Moto doodles!

Well, it's that time of year again--classes are over and I am free to embark on my end-of-semester lecture notes doodle roundup. Once up...

NETRA Martin's Mayhem 2013: In Which I Hit People With Greg's KTM and Become Tired

The morning of the race, we walk out of the apartment into the dark and damp of four AM and are greeted by an unexpected sound: the oceanic ...

Single Orange Motorbike Seeks Ambulatory Tree for S&M Thrills

It was all going so well. Finally, I’d repaired the horrible mess I’d made of my linkage bearings, I had a brand new chain and sprockets, I’...

How to Lose Friends and Alienate People

Every time I get off my dirt bike, I forget how to ride it. It seems I was born without muscle memory--and very nearly without the other kin...

The Berlin Wall (or, Freakin’ Out, Part 2)

“Wall” in this case being a metaphorical barrier to dirt biking progress, and “Berlin” in this case being our track in Berlin, Vermont. The ...

The Waste Land (or, the NETRA Spring Challenge, 2013)

“In other news,” Chris says, “a Vermont man has beheaded beloved rock star Axl Rose in an effort to gain—and I quote—1000 years of power.” I...