NETRA Dam Good 2013: In Which I Throw my Clothes at a Stranger and Win a Trophy

First of all, a version of this entry will appear in the October issue of Trail Rider Magazine, a nifty little monthly that covers the North...

NETRA Rocky Mountain 2013: The Rekluse Makes Noises and a Man Calls Me "Man"

Everything is too clean. My gear still smells like the garment factory and the KTM is glowing from a recent scrub. Greg and I spent Saturday...

NETRA Martin's Mayhem 2013: In Which I Hit People With Greg's KTM and Become Tired

The morning of the race, we walk out of the apartment into the dark and damp of four AM and are greeted by an unexpected sound: the oceanic ...

The Waste Land (or, the NETRA Spring Challenge, 2013)

“In other news,” Chris says, “a Vermont man has beheaded beloved rock star Axl Rose in an effort to gain—and I quote—1000 years of power.” I...